I have a very strange relationship with food. You'd only need to take one look at me -- for those who can't see me through the internet box, I've whipped up this handy MS-Paint guide:
-- to know that I, obviously, enjoy my foodstuffs, sometimes in mass quantities. I'm not particularly snobbish when it comes to food (because, honestly, someone who looks like me isn't going to be picky, is she?), but that comes less from my waistline and more from the massive variety of good (and bad) food in my immediate area; I know I don't talk about my hometown very often in these pages, but really, food is where a place like Eugene excels. It's all the small-time diners and food carts of the big city -- my personal favourite being "Off The Waffle," a roving cart that I can mostly find near campus -- but without all the overcrowded awfulness of, say, a New York hotdog stand.
